update

I thought it was about to time to make an update.... I took my speech clep finally and i'm pretty confident that I passed, so that's really good because I was definitely not looking forward to the actual speech part. But as it turns out if it wasn't for the proctor I would have failed :D. After i tried the speec part and utterly failed she let me do it again and like in a movie I said the second speech from the heart, instead what's on the paper, and it turned out better hahaha. Another great and crazy thing was I won 2 tournaments at the Hoohas Benjamen's Texas Hold'em tournament so that's an extra 50 dollars to me and a seat at the big tournament. The first time I won my winning hand was a pair of 66s against this fat short guy named Chris he's a call station/chaser, so I guess I got lucky he didn't hit. I'm not too sure, but I felt that I had him dominated the entire time, my betting was just too much for him to handle. I would fold pre-flop a lot to make it look like I only play good hands then I'd bet really aggressively later. My second win was against Tony A.K.A. Chief who is probably the only other virgin tight crazy bitch aggressive player like me and it was us heads up :O. When we started he had maybe half more chips then me, so you know I needed a few good runs to win. My first all-in was with a suited A10d which I won, but I shortly made a mistake later with an AK against a board with QJ I don't know why I didn't just fold... the chance of the 10 coming where only 16%. Oh well, after the we kept battling it out, he was ahead, then I was ahead, finally I had 82c suited and checked and the flop came club random-jack club and I had a flush draw and bet 4k he re-raised me 8k and I pushed all-in, he called and I hit my flush for the win! Tony had the jack of clubs which scared me because that was the first card he showed me haha. Even though both of those players have years of experience on me I still feel I had the edge, the Tony G Powar.

Another great thing that happened to me was yesterday on full tilt. I was just playing in the play money waiting for a free roll tournament and was on a heater. I made about 10k in less then 10 minutes and this guy tells me "wow another good hand Clayton and you're not even donking out you are playing them well." I said "Thanks, I'm on a heater too bad I don't have real money lol" He says "You don't have money? I'll give you some." I thought he was joking because most of the play money I made was from him, but it turns out he gave me 10 dollars and said pay me back when you can :O. I was in utter shock some random guy from the UK just wants to give me 10 dollars to try to make a bankroll.

OK back to now. I'm doing pretty bad in these cash games I'm down 5 dollars :(((( I got no hart... anyway I don't really know what to do right now. I need to make money but I need to do it smart not fast. Even though I've taken quite a few bad beats with my AAs getting crushed to 74 or 76 and them hittting a full house. Right now i'm just going to look around online for stuff. Actually i'm going to do something completely different. I'm going to study for my American Government clep and then I'm going to he gym to get my head fresh and finish off with a shower if i'm not doing good after that then idk


ok ok ok.... i ended up going to the px and buying Phantasy Star Zero for 35 dollars then buying my pothead sister's DS for 60 >_< i am kind of pissed but whatever....

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Demons, omaha and love

OK this dream was very interesting too and took place at a lot of locations. It started off with me at a house I’ve never been before but it felt like home and this weird old lady who I really didn’t get a look at, was getting me ready for my Halloween costume. For some reason I was going to be a Witch with purple hair, a skirt and witch hat. The lady got mad and disappeared and I was contemplating on whether or whether not I should even wear the costume or not. I ended up not wearing it and went to party which looked like it took place at a casino. I remember not mingling with people but instead went to this skybox in the middle of the room to play high stakes pot-limit Omaha H/L with some not very famous rich guys. I’m not sure if I won or not ended up outside the “casino” and I see this weird sports car it kind of looked like a Nascar because the ridiculous paint job with the number on the side but looked like a Nissan skyline. After that I was Mama’s kitchen but her kitchen looked a little different, above the stove there were cupboards without their cupboard doors.(This could have been my weird new house) Any way I’m staring at the cupboards then stuff starting disappearing like when Madara teleported stuff. Now for some reason this really really scared me I felt it in my body like I was going to get hurt but nothing ended up happening.

I wound up in a bed at mama’s house and this little girl like 10 or 11 years old comes up to me saying she’s scared and stuff but there was a warm feeling between us like she was my younger sister even though she was white. I say yeah whatever and she gets next to me in bed I then get up and I’m on my way to the kitchen. I feel a little nervous about the stuff disappearing and I run into another girl who also let off another warm feeling about her like she’s my older sister although she was also white with blonde springy hair. She’s on her way to the bathroom and I tell her come here quick. She comes with me and I try to show her the stuff disappearing. At first nothing happens and she’s about to leave so I grab her arm and point, then something started disappearing and my left arm went limp as she was trying to walk away again the thermostat started to disappear and then my mouth wouldn’t work, like it was really sticky and my lips wouldn’t separate. The same thing happens to her and we held each other in the corner of the room trying to scream but nothing came out.

Some time passes, it’s morning/noon and I’m leaving Mama’s house but it’s kind of weird because I never got to see Mama or any of my other family members, maybe I saw my Alisha at the first house… Anyway I’m leaving her door and I see there have been some remodeling next to the stair well, there was another hallway that led to another apartment. I went there instinctively and was greeted by this other very nice family and that’s when I noticed her. It was Rashida Jones sitting in a sofa chair not too far from me. Another family enters the room and gets greeted. All I’m thinking is, is that really HER??? Rashida then stands up and I look at her and say Hi she says hi back and kind of goes somewhere else. Lucky for me my dream self was checking out her ass but she was wearing these stylish baggy pants or something so couldn’t get a good look at that ass. I look to my left again and it’s like half the house just disappeared, and instead were out in the rain forest but half the house that I’m still in is still there and now there’s a lake and a not too far off into the distance was a bridge and a carnival( no rides that I remember just booths.) I look at the lake there is a really shallow part of it where people are getting reborn/baptizes by these teenagers, I consider it because I thought demons were attacking me with all that disappearing shit. I jump into the lake and I swim back out and I didn’t even feel wet just a little refreshed. I look over to see who’s getting reborn and its Dr. Hunt from Grey’s Anatomy with his head under water. I didn’t really think too much of this then he said “I see O’Malley those are his eyes!!!!!” I look over to where he’s pointing and yelling but couldn’t really see anything on the bridge. Hunt then runs and jumps into the water and swims off towards that direction. I jump into the lake again and there’s like this huge man hole which I almost get stuck in I felt like my demons were going to kill me right here and then but then I got out safely and see Alex from grey’s anatomy. We had some dialogue and something happened to him but I already forgot. Now I’m at the carnival and I see Dr. Kutner from House and this other Indian guy (he had an accent) I then noticed how every fake doctor I saw some TV was wearing the white coat. I then tell them how awesome it was that Rashida Jones is here but they kept talking about Alex’s medical mumbo jumbo.

I leave them and I ended up with Jeff from Curb your enthusiasm and apparently we’re friends. Someone says go fuck yourself and Jeff looked like someone had said it to him and I told him just because someone says go fuck your self doesn’t mean they’re talking to you. He nodded his head in agreement and looked a little disappointed with himself. Then I said something that actually made no sense and made me feel retarded. I something like that if you saw a bus coming by and a guy says to his cell phone go fuck yourself you would probably think he was talking to you. He gave me a weird look and I walked away thinking why did I say that.

After that I woke thinking how am I going to remember all that… o.O

Here's Rashida Jones the love of my life, she may not have big tits and she's only 5'4'' but i don't care she's what i want.

Here's the Nissan skyline thing but it had a number on the side

here's Kutner's crazy ass

another dream

I'm writing my dreams down so I can master the art of lucid dreaming. That is where you are fully aware that you're dreaming and can control any aspect of it. For example if you wanted to fuck 5 hot chicks at the same time then do a kickflip over them, then watch it in third person in slow-mo that wouldn't be a problem. Now the hard part about lucid dreaming is actually being even aware that you're dreaming because usually when you do you get exited and wake up, but if you keep writing down your dreams you'll eventually notice some things and be aware that you have control.

This is dream I very vaguely remember, it supposedly took place at Hanau high school but as the dream was happening I assumed it was in Pleasant Grove... There were two people from Hanau, Gabe and Lisa, Gabe was acting cool as fuck he said he was going to school somewhere in DC so I said yea DC is a cool place to be and i'll cya later. I told Lisa bye as well I went for a hug but she didn't say anything or do anything and just looked at me like I'm weird or something. I left and said bye sarcastically at her and started walking down the hall. Now the hall was very familiar it was the hall where the art room, trophies, JROTC room,(RIP Colonel Pedraza) was. I met Gabe and Lisa by the left door if you were facing the Trophy case. When I left them all I did was continue down the hall.

What I don't remember is ever leaving the school, I kind of was just outside walking a path next to the building. Eventually I saw some people, most of them where wearing baby blue P.E. cloths(which were not the school colors) and I thought I recognized this girl named Brittany from Texarkana, but it turned out it wasn't her and no words were exchanged by any of us. I also noticed something new it was like a huge road was built, it was big enough for an airplane to land on... Now that I think about it there might have been someone right next to me talking it could have been Chris but I'm just not sure. So we're waiting around and a man comes up to me who looked like Eugene(the Assistant Principle from Hanau) and said your plane will be coming shortly, for some reason this was not new news to me, I wasn't surprised a plane was going to be picking me up from school, if anything I was a little apathetic about it. I finally looked at what I was wearing: I had a gray scarf on, a beanie, my glasses on and my black quicksilver hoodie when everyone else was in T-shirts. I eventually saw my family walking towards me from a distance and then I woke up.

Some other random things I also remembered but had no idea where to put them into the story, all of this happened before I ran into Gabe and Lisa. I had a fairly light backpack on and in it was at least 6 decks and 1 skateboard sooo how the hell was it light??? It was in a random classroom and I just took them, now I didn't steal them it felt like some said go ahead you can have them so I just said alright. I also ended up staying somewhere like a weird hotel with my family the night before, it was in a the back of some Pharmacist place maybe it was in the school? The unlimited amount of pills and hospital like floor is what made me assume that. Yeah so those are all the details I remember, I'm sure there's more but I don't know which are really apart of the dream or just a fabrication...

Another lonley friday night

I've yet to do any thing my whole time in the states... haven't met any people and especially not girls... I really can't believe I've done nothing since March. Actually there is is some one I know who lives here, but she is fucking bitch so no. The only thing i've done so far is get 21 credits with just clep, with history being the last test i took. I personally thought I just might fail with test and get a 48 or 49 then I pressed the score button and out comes a 53 :D. Although I'm not too thrilled with being lucky, i'm sure glad I just won't have to be taking it again 6 months down the road. My next test will be American Government on the 21st and we'll see how well I do.

Yesterday was a poker tournament, which I have been going to in the last couple of weeks. It's near fort lee, in a smokey bar called Hooha. It's a pretty fun tournament, it sort of changed the way I play poker. I'm taking less risks now and have to really control my body language sometimes I have random quirks that make me slam the chips or maybe my voice cracks lol but it's all good, practice makes perfect right? You start with 3650 chips and the winner gets $25 but the blinds go up pretty fast plus with the slow shuffling means you have to make some crazy moves and just hope for the best. But a few things I didn't really like.where these two guys... One is kind of funny and he looks like kimbo slice, he has a kinda long scraggly beard and a shaved head, he was standing behind me when my cards came and he saw suited 8-Q of hearts. Now normally I would play this hand, but one person already went all in so I decided to fold. Then "Kimbo" said in a low voice did you just fold 8-Q of diamonds like I was crazy. I told him no they were hearts and he said oh ok that's alright then 3 diamonds come on the flop. So is he a psychic, or does he know when his other friends are manipulating the cards? I really just don't know. The other incident i had was with this guy with short dread locks when i posted my 50 blind he took it but i didn't notice it at the time, so then like less then a minute later the person shuffling is done and ShortDreadlockguy tells me to post my blind. I told him I already did it and he claimed no those were his chips and then I told him I saw him take it and he admitted to it then he just said he was messing around. Later I noticed my small blind gone and I confronted him again which he said if I took your other green chip then I would have more then just 4 green chips. Which is pretty obvious, but I bet he had it in his jacket. Then when he shook my hand and we exchanged names he pulled a chris angel mind freak on me and "stole my watch" but in this case I sure it was more chips... pretty fucking annoying but whatever i'll just get that mother fucker next Thursday.


I guess I could talk some more about german and what I plan to do. First of all I definetly plan on taking the german clep if you get over a 60 on it that will be 12 credits and over a 50 is 6. How awesome would it be to get 12??? :D That knocks out 4 random classes. So I'm using the rosseta stone program for german so far I think it's working pretty well. There are 3 levels and each level has 4 sections it says that each section takes about 8 hours to complete. All together it should take roughly 96 hours but I have already completed 2.5 of the sections so maybe 76 hours. With exactly 60 days till the last Wednesday before we go to Germany it think I'll be ready enough. wouldn't it seem logical to go to Germany before the test? I'd agree with you but i just know i won't learn that much there this time.


here was the guy "predicting" the flop behind me


Here is the asshole who robbed me.
The only resemblance they have is hair.
Also what the chip looked like.

First blog

This is my first blog. I'm doing this to hopefully make my self a slightly better writer and use kind of like a journal, so I can just look back on it one day and go oh ya i remember that and laugh or whatever. The date is October 4th, 2009 and it's 00:45. I should really be studying for my history 2 clep test but the ammount of information is too much, i don't know if i can squeeze by this one like my other clep test. When I took history 1 test I got a 51 >_< and i thought i knew enough about it too be in a documentary. We'll see though, I still have Sunday, Monday and Tuesday when some people on the clep forum have studied for 4 days to 2 weeks and passed. Enough about the clep though i had a really weird dream....

I'm not sure where it started but i was in a huge store like Walmart and in one of the aisles there were just bunk beds like in a barracks just lined up. Although the entire aisles was full of beds I only rememeber few people and don't remember how any of them looked except two. The "drill Sargent" who looked liked the guy that first taught the protagonist karate in the manga Shamo, I just remember being kind of scared of him like a really authoritative figure who could kill me, I also remember wanted to leave and go back home but was worried about my saftey. The second person i think i reconized was either Dania Ramirez or Rashida Jones I'm kind of leaning towards Dania... Anyway we were in our "barracks" and "Dania" and this blond who was naked where just sitting on one of the beds. A couple guys and I started standing in front of the blond and she leaned back and opened her legs revealing her pussy, now her pussy wasn't an ordinary pussy it was huge like that pussy when that bald guy sticks his head inside it, but hers was full of cum more specifily like a big of cum and so was her mouth. She swallowed it or maybe half it or whatever and started sucking my dick she only sucked on it twice and then the scene changed, i remember faintly it feeling good but being kind of grossed out. Now the next scene that I remember was in another part of the store, or it even could have been a completely different store, one of the guys had a bb/pellet gun and was trying to shoot us for fun, so me and someone else were just running around dodging it although he never hit me he got very close I could feel it just barley missing me. When that happened the first time the dream went into 3rd person view like in resident evil 4 and I saw my self from the back left side my hair was short and it remined me a lot of how I looked back in the 11th grade. After a few dodges around the store( it went back to first person) I found what looked like a black paint ball gun but when I picked it up to try and fire nothing came out, I kept pulling the trigger and still nothing. I continued running around and I ran into "Dania" and the blond, this time the blond had her cloths on, I think "Dania" had white pants on, I was coming from behind them and I caressed "Dania's" right ass cheek. I starting from her lower back to her upper thigh and it felt sooooo real I then grabbed her hand and told her i wanted to tell her something and where are the dressing rooms, she said something like following me. We were still holding hands when she then lead me through the store not 2 seconds later we came across Shaq, yes Shaq, sitting on a white bench he said something to us or to her that i just don't remember, what i do recall is sheepishly smiling like just I got away with something. She leads me half way down an aisle to these shelves the bottom shelves are missing so that leaves roughly 3 feet of space she then sits down under them and i do so as well and she said something like what did you want to tell me and i said "we're going to need more room." and then I woke up...

pretty fucking crazy shit if you ask me and definitely the most i ever remembered from any of my dreams.


Here's is Dania who is like my Dream girl at the moment <3




here's how i looked in the 11th grade.



Ok that's it for today i need to study german which i will rant about another day... !